 Even at the point of exhaustion his work goes on. Man, there is some dedication. |
As a public figure, clearly I have to watch out for myself. That's why I have a bodyguard of course, and I tell ya, this guy is dedicated to his work.
Thing is, he's not the best paid guard in town. You know what that normally means; not the brightest, no taking of bullets for you, and only some jewelry missing. In short, all the dedication of a double-agent, none of the brains.
This guy is a real exception. Not only has he kept intruders and salesmen out, crazy fans at arms length, and unauthorized reporters away. He evens keeps me safe when I sleep. I bet this guy would even go so far as to take a bullet for me. He even makes me feel like the son he always had.
Think what a swell world it would be if everyone went the extra mile. If your house cleaner would stop by periodically and at random to ScotchGuard your furniture; if your gardner, without notice, just installed a sprinkler system; or if your in-laws could even simply keep to themselves. What a treat (and miracle) it would be. What a joy the world could experience.
Needless to say, this guy's getting something nice in his stocking this year. Maybe a scratch ticket or some batteries out of the stock room. I don't know what, but he's definately on my A-list.