What an abomination! What torture! I don't feel ill, but I have to ask if this sort of treatment is normal? Even before I was born mom was taking me to doctors and specialists every couple months. Then when she had me evicted from my old womb, it again landed me at the hospital. From birth until now I've been back at the doctors every couple months for exams and, get this, hypodermic needle shots. Ouch man!
They say they're immunizing against TB, gout, anthrax, and I think pungent saliva, but what I want to know is if they can immunize against me getting any more of these pesky and uncomfortable teeth -- gotta tell you, so far hands down it's my least favorite experience to date.
I've decided I'm not going to freak out until I get a visit from a major league ballplayer that's choking back tears. That's never a good sign. Until that happens though, I have to ask if I'm sick. I mean, every couple months is excessive for this, don't you think?
If we need to sit down and have a little talk, let's get it over with. Otherwise, I'd really like a better explanation about all this needle poking, okay?
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