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You may have noticed we took a couple days off for the holidays. Maybe you didn't notice, but we did it, so there you go.
Rather than leave you high and dry or up some wet creek without a kayak, here's a re-cap of some wonderful Christmas stories of months and years past to tide and greet you over.
Click any link to see a past Christmas article.
This year we only ran a pair of pieces. One about the season of kitsch hitting the Target and another about those megalomaniacal snowmen who haunt window shoppers at every turn. It was a light season this year, what can I say?
Last year we went a bit more wild with our Yule tide hogs. We covered;
Our Minimum Security Christmas Tree, which brought both joy and mischief.
How their should have been more security before the geriatric guy in the red suit escaped,
How I had Christmas Cheer Written All Across My Face,
How the B Lighting Ceremony was Truly Electrifying,
How the Christmas Hat Failed to Seal Season of joy,
How Mom & Dad were Cheap; Got Each Other Me.
How I somehow became the Merry Taxman.
The fact that I was Wearing Antlers
and the ever-critical Christmas in Review; from Huh to Wow.
So happy everything to everybody and to all a grand and prosperous new year, except to our Chinese readers who must wait until February when they too can have a happy new year.
Forgive our brief absence and enjoy our past work. Even us junior journalist folk need time off to visit our parents at such Hallmark-mandated times, I hope you can understand. Of course if you can't, you're probably the same people who didn't notice we were gone, so my sympathy is limited.
Please, sir, can I have some more... and to all a good night.
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