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Have to Learn to Crawl Before I Fly
Posted by Brendan on Friday, May 07 @ 01:00:00 PDT

My practice when nobody is looking. See, told you I can fly.

This isn't fair! I've been working very hard to be my own person and now they're putting all kinds of mean rules on me. I know I'm supposed to learn to crawl before I walk but how come I can't fly before I walk?


My job is hard. Between meals and naps I spend all my time trying to figure out how come some stuff is dark and other stuff is light. I'm working on getting my handle on all these new noises and slightly less muffled voices. I'm even figuring out how to move.

Why can't I fly? I was weightless my whole life until a couple of weeks ago. If I'm going to get back into that swing of things I need to do it now before I forget how.

Until I hear a reason that makes sense I'm going to keep practicing when nobody is looking. This way I can stay out of trouble and still keep up on my flying lessons. It's a smart plan as long as my parents don't read this, which they probably don't.

Happy flying to you and happy flying to me.


Me in motion. Pretty fast, I know.




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