No let the hose or lighting trick you, we mean you no harm. |
Ever since I was born way back in the day (actually it was back in the May, no wait, April) I've been working hard to tell people I'm human, but even now I have to say again that I'm not an alien.
From the start I said I looked human and even named other humans I look like but people are still calling police, FBI and this Area 51 place I keep hearing about to report me as not being from this earth. It's not right and it, like my jaundiced skin, is not fair.
I got ten fingers, ten toes and hair on my head. There's no feathers or gills, no webbing or wings, not even ESP or invisible mind control about me at all. I know I look different and yell a lot. I know I act and weigh like a fruitcake but I swear I'm really one of you humans.
Please bear with me while I grow into my humanity and personality, I'm still new at all this. Until then I bid you live long and prosper and assure you I mean your people no harm, for I come in peace.
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