Don`t let the smile fool you... |
As a world-travelling connoisseur of whatever is put in front of me I've eaten everything from asparagus to zwieback crackers. In all my gobblicious endeavors I've never found a food I didn't like... until now.
Spinach may indeed give Popeye the sailor man super-human powers, but as for me, I'll have to pass. Instead of great strength and lightning speed, it just gives me a super-human shiver of distaste. That's not a power I'm proud of, not one I consider in any way helpful to my quest for popularity. It surely won't help me win my Olive Oyl.
It's possible I'm in the test group on this whole spinach thing and I'm only getting placebo spinach. If that's the case my review may be way off base. If in doubt, look for slimy green leaves soaked in butter. If it matches my description, we're talking about the same stuff.
Everybody's different for sure. From my experience I've found that the best performance enhancing food is cake. It goes down smoother than spinach even though it isn't slimy and it gives me all the edge I can handle. My energy level goes through the roof and my endurance becomes unwavering. It makes me talkative, friendly, boisterous and even suppresses my appetite.
If you want to do a body good, skip the greens and go straight for the cake. It wears off with a vengeance so you'll hate me in the long run, but in the interim couple hours you'll nothing but thank me, thank me, thank me.
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