Of all the crazy things I’ve seen in my life, this has to pretty much take the cake. My whole life I've been forced to
"drink this" or "drink that," but now Gerber, one of the leaders in food
technology has really outdone themselves.
Bottle varieties have a few categories. Milky, juicy and bland. With these amazing new “nipple-free” products, the varieties are far more. In broad categories alone there is grey-mush, beige-mush, tart-mush, huh?-mush and which-end-mush.
And that’s not even getting into the texture!
To their discredit, they haven’t quite figured out yet how to make it easy to eat, as it tends to run down the consumer's face. Nor have they figured a means of dispensation to rival the nipple. My hat and booties are off to you, good folks, for all your fine work.
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