Look at me, bGAWK! |
I think I've got the whole Halloween thing down, and I approve. So why stop now, let's get this show back on the road.
So now that I approve, I say we head back out and get some more candy. We already know which houses give out good stuff and which guy gave us one single-wrapped Rolo. We'll be unstoppable. I think if we put it to a vote, me and brother are definately in, probably dad too. So what's the hold up?
I know, you told me already that we can't go back to the same house twice because they will recognize the costume. That's why I put on my chicken towel. Sure, it's just a regular bath towel with a morbid hen-head on it, but they won't know that. Heck, we saw a kid in a sheet who said he was bread. That was pretty lame, at least this is cute.
I've really given this a lot of thought. This could be another source of income for us. Why not? If we start going out every day there will be no way we can eat all that candy. That's just too much, it's crazy. We can eat candy instead of lunch or dinner, and the rest we can sell to stores.
I hear you when you say other people don't trick or treat every single night, but that's where we need to be pioneers. That's like saying I can't have a midnight snack because it's 11:45. What about the people who go to church on Wednesdays, are you going to tell them they're out of line? Besides, this is candy here, candy!
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