Dominic is the driver so I guess that makes me the navigation system. |
In what I'm now is told the fifth in our mutli-part Halloween costume special report series, we've put together a real half-humdinger of a story for you. While this may not represent the most complicated of costumes ala Halloween, it embodies the hyper-minimalist movement and takes a modicum of moxy to model.
First of all, since you can see the photos for this article, kindly leave the joking to us. I know we're snuggled up, but we're kids and that's what we do. I know we're nearly nude except for our dapper purple pants, which could be its own whole joke by itself, but it was a toasty day and we didn't want to wear non-trucker clothes.
Since we don't have any trucker-specific clothes, there you go, we had to wear basically nothing at all.
That's it, nothing more than that, so no jokes about it if you please. After all, we're just kids and we don't attach any other strangeness to these things.
With all that awkwardness out of the way, I don't much know what else to say about this costume. You can dress up like a trucker and drive a truck, with very little regard as to how large or small it is, and that's pretty much just it.
Keep thinking through your options though. We haven't decided on particular costumes yet, but we're still looking around and keeping our options open, and so should you. Try on as many as you can and do your best to think about who you are, what you do and how you wish to express yourself.
And while you're at it, check out our other, already existing Halloween costume special reports listed below.
Above - We traded places and I got to be the driver for a while. It seemed like fun at first, but upon further consideration I realized we were just sitting on top of a toy truck not even wearing an actual costume. I don't think this one's going to work out too well for me in the longer term.
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