 New Guy Smaller Than Bag of Doritos
Saturday, May 08 @ 03:00:00 PDT
Is it just me or is our new reporter really, really small? I know I'm pretty petite myself (with no girliness implied, I'm a daddy's boy all the way) but this guy is small like a bagel toaster.
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 Is It Just Me Or Are There More Ads?
Wednesday, May 05 @ 19:00:00 PDT
You may have noticed some very subtle changes around here lately, namely that there's more advertisements on the site than ever before. "But why?" you may ask, and rightly so. We got answers for that, don'tcha worry.
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 Birth Canals: Just Too Narrow
Thursday, April 29 @ 01:00:00 PDT
Last week I had the rare chance to pass through a birth canal. I have to say, if I could change one thing it would be how wide it is and how easy it is to go through.
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 Womb Weather Report
Friday, April 16 @ 01:00:00 PDT
Today in the central Mama area the weather is a balmy 99 degrees with 100% humidity with no chance of showers or wind and air quality is nonexistent.
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 Dam Tub for Ten Reviewed in Dry Dock
Wednesday, April 14 @ 01:00:00 PDT
This week I had the rare opportunity to review a device capable of retaining more water than even my mama, and she's got late-term pregnancy ankle swelling that makes a Clydesdale look petite around the Nikes.
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 Fiddling With Blinds Forbidden, Fantastic
Sunday, April 11 @ 02:00:00 PDT
I'm sure you've never been forbidden from something and just wanted it that much more, but I sure have. That's me giving you all kinds of credit for being a bigger person than me which, statistically, you are.
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 Baseball Cap Mechanics Baffling
Tuesday, April 06 @ 03:00:00 PDT
You have already decided to wear a baseball cap and you think your only concern is how to wear it. But then you put it on and realize it's not that easy.
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 Road Rockier than Nutty Chocolate Ice Cream
Monday, April 05 @ 03:00:00 PDT
I've travelled high, low, and many places in betwixt and I've got to tell ya, some roads are not just rocky but truly mega-bouldersome. Today I review one such road.
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 Hospital Sickos Offset by Medi-Awesome Toys
Thursday, April 01 @ 23:00:00 PST
Anywhere worthwhile you go in the world you're bound to find cool toys. One such place, only semi-surprisingly, is the hospital. Since you're stuck waiting anyhow you might as well check out the complimentary entertainment.
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