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Reviews
 Store Boasts Dangerous 'Wet Loor'
Wednesday, January 26 @ 02:00:00 PST
Safety cones and warning signs alike just cry out for attention, and I'm not one to ignore a beggar of any sort. But what is meant by this "wet loor" warning is truly baffling, even to me.
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 Sunday! Sunday! Sundaaaay!
Friday, January 21 @ 02:00:00 PST
It's that time of year again, when television is inundated with ads for the monster truck rally. My curiosity was peaked, so we just had to go.
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 Kid's Grocery Shopping Yields 80% Sugar
Tuesday, January 18 @ 02:00:00 PST
As us junior folk continue to age and mature, we're constantly given new responsibilities. Word to the dumb and wise alike; don't let the five-year-old pick out the groceries.
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 Old Man Winter Offers Do-it-Yourself Men
Saturday, January 15 @ 02:00:00 PST
As any fool's wall-mounted mercury can tell you (even mine); it's cold outside. It's easy to blame Old Man Winter, but you have to look at the bright side, despite the bright-side glare.
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 Elder Noggin Smoother Than Mine
Saturday, January 01 @ 02:00:00 PST
Oh wow, and like, wow and stuff, you know? I thought head-silkiness was determined by age, but my eldest brother has proven me wrong. Well, him and his most smoothesty head-area of his.
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 Christmas Review in Re-Review
Wednesday, December 29 @ 22:00:00 PST
You may have noticed we took a couple days off for the holidays. Maybe you didn't notice, but we did it, so there you go.
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 Still Crazy 'Bout Dem Balloons
Tuesday, December 28 @ 01:00:00 PST
I know I've written about this before and you're probably sick of hearing it, but I have to re-reiterate it yet again; man am I ever crazy about balloons.
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 How About a 'Best Of' Bit?
Sunday, December 19 @ 08:00:00 PST
Hey man, we've been running kibbles and bits of news now for a crazy long time, with over 500 articles in our craw (as of the publication of this piece). It feels like the right time, so why shouldn't we do a "best of" bit?
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 Review: Teething Toy vs. a Shoe
Wednesday, November 17 @ 03:00:00 PST
Oh boy, my gummies hurt worse than a double dose of hungry and tired el combino. Chewing anything at all helps, but what to chew is the real debate, and herein lies my rebuttal.
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