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Reviews
 Mold Allergy Bloody Gross
Sunday, August 28 @ 22:00:00 PDT
Sniffle-deep scratchy-sneezy snauz of mine, for what do you forsake me? Through the night it tickled but I did sleep through Armageddon. Today I awoke to find someone's replaced my under-snoozy pillow an synthetica… my pillows soaked with blood.
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 Rice Preferred in 'Lico' Form
Wednesday, August 17 @ 23:00:00 PDT
As an estatesman of all things related to anything throughout the known and unknown universe, I know from rice. What I've never understood is phrases such as "from rice," but let's get back on "lico" track so I can share what it is I do know from this same said rice family.
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 'Activity' Combats 'Thick Thigh Syndrome'
Sunday, August 14 @ 04:00:00 PDT
Many people struggle with weight and body image insecurities, but before going on a wild, miserable, or expensive diet, an before taking risky medicines or supplements, there's a better and more natural way to go. I know it's crazy but it just might work, it's called "activity."
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 Toddling Pains Feet, Forehead
Friday, August 12 @ 10:00:00 PDT
I've been a teeter toddling, wobbling walker for more months than I know how to count, but as my skills grow, so it seems do the lumps on my pristine noggin. I fear it's a speed issue, so the faster I'm headed, the more my head needs a helmet.
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 'Nursemaids Elbow' Cripples Typing
Thursday, August 11 @ 08:00:00 PDT
Amongst my flock of yes-men and goto-guys I've got by bases smothered, but I don't think I have a nursemaid per se. The other day my arm gave me ouchies and we hit up the hospital. You can imagine my suprise in learning my ailment was "Nursemaid's Elbow."
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 Outhouse Wandery Unstinky
Wednesday, August 10 @ 07:00:00 PDT
Our staff has always reported favorably on the benefits of walking over other methods of non-mechanical means of commute, but nothing has made it as real to me as my latest quest to toddly-wander out-of-house. Not only don't it stink, it's as hot as it is cool and it rocks like a cape of so much hope.
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 Million Toys Less Enticing than Keys, Wallet
Monday, August 08 @ 08:00:00 PDT
You've all felt the burn of desire to possess the things that are out of reach, out of bounds, and otherwise off limits. I've got blocks and balls, toys and dolls, as well as an assortment of poly-whatsit gummables aplenty, but nothing holds a match to those very, very few things I'm restricted from disassembling.
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 Slides Go 'Weee!', Up Feature Broken
Thursday, August 04 @ 06:00:00 PDT
Playgrounds have littered the landscape since the simultaneous inventions of grounds and the kids to frolic atop it. As the litigious sciences have advanced, so too have the skills of the playground engineers, but some of their newer creations, while exciting, are still a bit buggy.
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 Botanical Patio Pretty, Fragrant, Fragile
Tuesday, August 02 @ 02:00:00 PDT
Whenever I go anywhere distant and special I take equally special notes so I can write, review and publish my thoughts about it. My latest sortie took no plane nor autonotomicamobilioratus, but was out to the farthest extending reaches of my footy stomperous commutability. 'Twas a garden at which we arrived.
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 Post-Apocalyptic Theme Party a Real Riot
Friday, July 29 @ 02:00:00 PDT
As a pseudo celebrity I've oft been invited to (and attended) a wide range of cutting edge theme parties. I make few qualms about it, I take most every invitation and crash it with entourage in tow. I've seen them themed across the spectrum, but these "post-apocalyptic" parties confuse even my own limited sensibilities.
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