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Op / Ed
 Toys Cool; Spoon, Spatula Far Cooler
Monday, August 02 @ 02:00:00 PDT
I know what you're saying, "don't you have some nice toys to play with?" The simple answer is yes, but toys get old. It's the forbidden fruits of the kitchenesque vine that tempts this Adam to do the unthinkable.
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 Glee Garnered by Gummy Grin
Thursday, July 29 @ 03:00:00 PDT
I only figured out how to smile pretty recently. It's fun for me because I only do it on really good moments of really good days. What I didn't see then (in part because I don't see so good) was the effect it has on other people. I can't say "wow," but oh man if I could, wow!
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 Ode to My Dog, Blanket and Bottle
Sunday, July 25 @ 03:00:00 PDT
For those of you who haven't finished piecing together the puzzle: I'm a kid. And for those of you who don't know: kids have favored comfort items like blankets, bottles, and stuffed animals. Though I've never dedicated proper attention to it, I feel inclined to explain how I'm no different.
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 Brother Embraces 'Bus' Experience, Shirks Journalizing
Wednesday, July 21 @ 05:00:00 PDT
Okay, I know bro-Patrick gets to ride the big yellow bus every day* and gets to go "get his learn on," but does that mean he doesn't have to help out around the paper? I know lower school is imperative to getting into upper school which eventually leads to college, but this site is all about paying for our college someday, so can't he help out even just a bit?
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 No One Applauds Smiling Efforts
Saturday, July 17 @ 03:00:00 PDT
Come on you people, Brendan and Patrick get all kinds of mad props for even the littlest things. Maybe you've seen their blockbuster stories about baby food or imaginary coke problems or any number of other [trivial] garbage. How do my discoveries rank?
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 Adjacent Park Party Leads Promptly to Balloon Coveting
Wednesday, July 07 @ 02:00:00 PDT
Yesterday afternoon I attended a park with the humblest of Brendan-like intentions. That's right, I'm referring to myself in the third person, it's what I do when I feel most saucy. That's no matter, listen to what went wrong.
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 New Reporter Steals My Ideas, Thunder
Wednesday, June 30 @ 01:00:00 PDT
Dominic Benjamin was brought aboard to report fresh, breaking news, but after yesterday's plagerism I realize he's nothing more than a cheap rerun of me.
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