 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Breaking News
 Resurrection Rabbit Masterminds Insulin Shock Wave
Tuesday, April 13 @ 01:00:00 PDT
News spread yesterday of a kindly though mentally askew "Easter Rabbit" spreading joy, happiness and eggs throughout the Christian world at random. Late breaking developments uncovered the sinister truth behind the tainted loot.
|
|
 |
 Dinosaur Belly Full of Toys, Journalists
Thursday, April 08 @ 22:00:00 PDT
I ain't Jonah, my brother isn't Baron Munchausen and this surely ain't no whale. This is a dinosaur and he didn't eat us, we climbed in through the door along his starboard ribs. It's not about dinner, we're here to play.
|
|
 'Incredible Growing Man' Ready For Bed
Saturday, April 03 @ 04:00:00 PST
You remember that old movie don't you, the one about the man who grew incredibly? I don't of course, but I've heard a summary of the Cliff's Notes of the review, so I guess you could say I'm pretty much an expert on it.
|
|
 |
 False Alarm Still Alarming
Wednesday, March 31 @ 21:00:00 PST
It finally happened, we went to the hospital to go pick up our new brother from that stork guy. Turns out it was just a false alarm, but man was it a five alarm deal or what.
|
|
 Graduated to Toddler
Monday, March 29 @ 02:00:00 PST
The road has been long and loaded with obstacles, but my graduation has finally come. An infant no more, I'm qualified to toddle.
|
|
 Unexplained Absence Explained
Thursday, March 25 @ 13:00:00 PST
Those of you who actually read this paper may have noticed an uncharactaristic gap in publication over the last two-plus days. Don't worry, I can explain.
|
|
 Requests Expedited Thanks to Speech
Thursday, March 18 @ 13:00:00 PST
Humans are creatures largely fueled by desire. That is clear to everyone I'm sure, though I suspect other animals are not so different... except the fur and fangs. Never mind that last part.
|
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
