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Breaking News
 Budget Bolstered by Notebook Blowout
Saturday, August 06 @ 05:00:00 PDT
Whenever we get a beneficial bonus of any sort, whether in discounted admissions or promotional goods, we go out of our way to thank the goodly granter of such, whether they know they helped us out or not. We just got cheap and great notepads, we're making our love reciprocation known.
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 Ducks Maybe Tearfully Blocked
Friday, August 05 @ 02:00:00 PDT
Duck is one of my favorite words, though not knowing its second meaning has never helped me dodge a face-bound beach ball. The third meaning is as puzzling as it is allegedly blocked on me, which has left me in tears of sadness, happiness and often times indifference.
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 Found Car Older Than Dad's
Wednesday, August 03 @ 05:00:00 PDT
It's been a long journey for me, one outlasting even my longest Disney or Scooby marathons, but it seems my quest has finally and ultimately led me here. The familial maxi-bus predates me by a dozen (very) odd years, but I've finally found myself my own wagon even older.
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 Nostrils Roughly Finger-Sized
Sunday, July 31 @ 02:00:00 PDT
For those of you as new to fingers or faces as I am this may come as much a shock to you as it did to me, but the facts support the findings; your finger is roughly the right size to cram all the way up your nose.
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 Magic Proven Real, Not Fakey At All
Wednesday, July 13 @ 02:00:00 PDT
It was Sunday night and the parents toted us juniors to the Buzz Inn Steakhouse. We don't go out to eat much so I didn't know why. It wasn't about food, this visit it was yet another journalistic endeavor. Apparently I was there to disprove "magic," and I failed.
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 Nose Stolen, Father Suspected
Friday, July 08 @ 02:00:00 PDT
My dad's a dedicated double-dipping doo-da daddy-o and a radical jokey by any account imaginable. When my nose turned up missing following his "I got your nose" proclamation, he was obviously our first, easiest and only suspect to authorities on the scene.
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 Drowning Children w/o Water
Thursday, July 07 @ 01:00:00 PDT
So it's a mad, hectic, distracting world all about us, or at least so swears this Daddy-O I claim as my own. He tries to do his work but our myriad kiddiesque screaming and grabbery makes it tough. Seems perhaps his birthday wish may have come true thanks to Miss Mama-Lady.
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 Global Warming Ignites Clothes, Human Heads
Wednesday, July 06 @ 02:00:00 PDT
During my long tenure on this, God's green Earth, I've noticed temperatures change, but also toasty up a smidgen thanks to greenhouse gases. I've only seen a few green homes and haven't dared approach them, but my research shows these temps truly have jumped by fully .009 degrees during my long life.
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 End Decreed to Unfair Naptime
Saturday, June 25 @ 15:00:00 PDT
As a grown toddler, I'm not a baby anymore. It's for this very reason I feel inclined to make known my independence and issue autonomous decrees as needed to right the wrongs in the world as I am able. Naptime is one such injustice and one I adamantly demand immediately abolished.
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 Household Haircut Record Held by Shaggy Me-man
Monday, June 20 @ 23:00:00 PDT
I've always been shaggy, though never a D.A... still, I'm high on haircut seven and in my life I'd swear my cumulative family ain't even up that far. I make no apologies, but still, it's wierd to me, like as if I'm some sort of primate, however high of one I may be.
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