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Breaking News
 Mondays Get New Meaning in Lando-Syndication
Wednesday, March 08 @ 03:00:00 PST
We’ve always worked long, hard, diligent days, but most of our rewards have been nominal. We’ve had a handful of limited syndications, and always something to write home about, but now it seems our Mondays have a whole new level of meaning.
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 Perplexing Store Opens for Business
Monday, March 06 @ 01:00:00 PST
It’s only taken us three years and a thousand requests but, thanks to popular demand, we’ve made the plunge and the Perplexing Times store is finally open for business. Whether you’re looking for handsome clothes or ridiculous kitsch to adorn your home and life, we’ve got you covered, and at fantastically reasonable prices too.
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 Fell So Hard I Cracked my Butt
Sunday, March 05 @ 01:00:00 PST
I know I’m accident prone, I’ve written about it before, but this latest spill on my kiester was a real tear-jerker for me. I just wanted to sit down but I wasn’t looking where I was sitting, and even though I’m well padded in the buttockal region, it still hurt so bad I had to check, and sure enough, I cracked my butt.
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 Reporter “Always Swore Smartiness,” Experts Finally Agree
Saturday, March 04 @ 02:00:00 PST
I’ve always said I was the smartest cookie in town, and now, with all the Oreos gobbled up and the double-chunk chip ones as well; I’m the last game in town. Today I had the uncommon opportunity to be assessed by an army of specialists, and they agreed.
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 Spiderman (and me) Con Killer Escape
Thursday, March 02 @ 02:00:00 PST
Spiderman is a crusader for the common good and a semi-permanent worker for a prominent newspaper. Sound like anyone you might know? It should, his life exactly mirrors my own. We were both unpopular as children (though in all fairness I didn’t have a very big social sphere) and we’re both big fans of climbing around all over the place.
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 Perplexing Times Weighs Addition of Newsreels
Wednesday, March 01 @ 01:00:00 PST
In the past couple months we've been toying around with a new idea. Our camera can take video clips, and now that we know it we've been insisting in every possible occasion that we be thusly doted upon. Now the question is, would these video clips even be of interest to you guys?
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 Nation Gripped with Pancake Day Fever
Tuesday, February 28 @ 01:00:00 PST
Before I get ahead of myself, let me start by wishing you one and all a merry and joyous Pancake Day. As a fan of any food-related holiday, this one really hit close to home for us. Specifically it hit about four miles away, but it wasn’t bad since we drove.
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 Study Confirms Boys Indeed Love Climbing
Thursday, February 23 @ 01:00:00 PST
In an era of rampant extreme sporting events ranging from base jumping to pufferfish eating contests with very few stops in between, you can’t expect the world’s boys to pause for caution. So to evidence this, I figured there was no better way than by avoiding my own best (and strictest) advice, and continuing with my own domestic climbing hobby.
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 Chicken Little Tops “Cutest Alarmist” List
Tuesday, February 21 @ 02:00:00 PST
Top officials at Perplexing Times recently did a survey of the world’s hottest, cutest, and most promising alarmists and it should come as no surprise that Chicken Little topped the list. Let’s face it, he’s a star, a fan favorite, and with his claims crazier than Nostradamus, he’s just about as alarming as they come.
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 Incremental Growth Enjoyed by Readership, Writers
Thursday, February 16 @ 02:00:00 PST
We've been online now for almost three years, and in this time we've run 825 articles (counting this one). Today I want to share our successes, growth and the future of Perplexing Times with you good people. Not sure if you're a "you good person"? Don't worry, if you read past this paragraph you already are, and this article is to thank you and share with you what (painfully little) we know.
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