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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Brother Embraces 'Bus' Experience, Shirks Journalizing
Posted Wednesday, July 21 @ 05:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Okay, I know bro-Patrick gets to ride the big yellow bus every day* and gets to go "get his learn on," but does that mean he doesn't have to help out around the paper? I know lower school is imperative to getting into upper school which eventually leads to college, but this site is all about paying for our college someday, so can't he help out even just a bit? |
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 Photoshop Outperforms Rogaine™ for Bald Brother
Posted Monday, July 19 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Brother Patrick (aka Noisy Yappyman, aka "the nap ruiner", AKA Handsome Devil) has long suffered from alopecia. No, it's not chemo- or radiation therapy, nor is he afflicted with cancer or the myriad other ailments that cause hair loss. What he suffers from is no more than hair absentia, but he needs suffer no longer. |
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 Clandestine Cabinet Shortening Leads to Increased Discipline
Posted Sunday, July 18 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've written plenty of pieces on the many advantages of me growing or other stuff shrinking, but the tables have turned as surely as the table has turned shorter, and now stuff shrinking in my world has gotten me into trouble. |
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 No One Applauds Smiling Efforts
Posted Saturday, July 17 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Come on you people, Brendan and Patrick get all kinds of mad props for even the littlest things. Maybe you've seen their blockbuster stories about baby food or imaginary coke problems or any number of other [trivial] garbage. How do my discoveries rank? |
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 'Gentle Jesus, We're a Handful' Insists Three Screaming Boys
Posted Friday, July 16 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It started with baby Dominic who, tired, needed a nap, feeding, and change all at once. And, not to be outdone, me and bro-Patrick decided it was time for our chord wail as well. Good grief, we're a handful! |
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 Hands Approve Gripping, Mama's Hair Doesn't
Posted Thursday, July 15 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've had hands my whole life, or so I'm told, but no one really knows what they're for. Ten wiggly digits with a pair of thumbs in the mix, what's the purpose? I found a use; grabbage of stuff in the line of site. |
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 MLB & Me Love Baseball, Both Demand My Credentials
Posted Wednesday, July 14 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've been to Seattle Mariners games before and for all the love I feel from fellow fans and stadium staff alike, me and dad still love the game far more. Because of that, this latest boon(e) is more exciting than Bret.*
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