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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Glee Garnered by Gummy Grin
Posted Thursday, July 29 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I only figured out how to smile pretty recently. It's fun for me because I only do it on really good moments of really good days. What I didn't see then (in part because I don't see so good) was the effect it has on other people. I can't say "wow," but oh man if I could, wow! |
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 Babies Allegedly Fragile
Posted Wednesday, July 28 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Hey, I'm no big dummyhead. I know that there's a bunch of stuff in my world that's fragile. Glassware, non-plastic plates, mom or dad's collectibles, any combination of sandwiches, the floor and the DVD player. But now you tell me babies are fragile? Woah, stop the presses! |
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 1st Movie Good as Any Other 1st
Posted Tuesday, July 27 @ 18:00:00 PDT by Dominic
We had a road trip planned but a combination of unbearable heat and car trouble had us turning back after just fifty miles. We coped with it like anyone would, we went to the movies. |
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 Ode to My Dog, Blanket and Bottle
Posted Sunday, July 25 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
For those of you who haven't finished piecing together the puzzle: I'm a kid. And for those of you who don't know: kids have favored comfort items like blankets, bottles, and stuffed animals. Though I've never dedicated proper attention to it, I feel inclined to explain how I'm no different. |
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 Drowning Avoided as Diaper Absorbs Entire* Pool
Posted Saturday, July 24 @ 06:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Swimming pools can be fun but they're also very dangerous. If you don't believe me, just ask any insurance agent how he or she feels about it. My own sure peril was narrowly avoided by the Luv I keep tucked in my shorts. |
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 Escape Tactics No Match for Needle-Bearing Doctor
Posted Friday, July 23 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We've been in to see this doctor lady before, but it was always about checking up on Mr. Benjamin. I thought she was nice but this time she had shots for me and running and hiding wasn't the least I could do, it was the most. |
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 Inflata-House Kinda Bounces, Totally Rocks
Posted Thursday, July 22 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
For those of you out of the loop on modern construction techniques, you should be aware of wood, steel, cement, and inflatable plastic construction methods. While durability may be somewhat in question, the fun to be had overshadows other, non-pneumatic construction methods by gargantuan margins. |
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