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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Grubby/Grabby Hands Find Use
Posted Friday, August 13 @ 21:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Since April I've been a fool looking for purpose and my hands aren't much different. They extend and do open-chasey stuff, but what are they for? They scratch my face a bit, but now they've found a real purpose. |
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 Parents Unsuccessfully Push Cowboy Role
Posted Thursday, August 12 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm young and probably don't know better, but it's no matter. What I need is education and support not tight directional pointing and career-type pigeonholing. In other words, the hat's cute and all but don't decide for me what I'll be. |
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 Canon Fails, Perplexing Enters Picasso-Style Blue Era
Posted Wednesday, August 11 @ 13:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Picasso's era of blue was widely regarded as the beginning of his era of brilliance. Due to electronic failure on the part of our Canon Digital Elph, our blue era has likewise begun. Now, all we need is a rally of brilliance and we'll be in business. |
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 Shoes Equal Bye-Bye. Bored, Let's Go
Posted Tuesday, August 10 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Hey, Check it out. I've been working over ten minutes a day, seven days a week and I'm getting stir-crazy in here. From Hangzhou to Crescent City and beyond, I've averaged 1,000 miles a month of adventurous endeavor. Though I can't recall a lick of it I'm sure wiser for the wear and bored out of my gourd. |
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 My Big Brother's Bigger Than Your Big... Run Away!
Posted Monday, August 09 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I hardly consider myself one to beat a joke to death, but I also don't consider myself short so brace yourself. I've had two nasty run-ins with domestic waterworks, first in our own yard, then in a boxing-style fixed rematch with an industrial big brother. I got a rematch in my own backyard and this time I brought my big brother. |
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 Birthday Antics Literally Take the Cake
Posted Sunday, August 08 @ 17:00:00 PDT by Brendan
When I got up in the morning I was pretty excited. The birthday party fairy came overnight and left me everything I needed for my own extra party. Then, I find out it's somebody else's birthday, not mine. Then, to add in spit to bakery, birthday boy bit the big one, cake that is. |
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 Chocolate Milks Addiction Proven by Bro Crack-Rat
Posted Saturday, August 07 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Oh man, I've sampled the glory of chocolate milk, as so many people have in college or other high peer-pressure environments. I like it well enough but it wasn't "my thing." Brother Patrick, on the other hand, man that guy's off the deep end. |
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