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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 I May Be Vampire Baby
Posted Friday, August 27 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Uh oh, something tells me I may have been tainted by vampires . I don't crave blood, I know, but anytime somebody gives me soft, squishy human flesh I can't help but sink my non-dog canines into it. |
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 Elders Getting Harder to Impress
Posted Thursday, August 26 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Almost every day I've got a new trick up my sleeve, yet still it just isn't enough. Babbling, wiggling, smiling, and figuring out what these limb-type things are all about was just the beginning but further it seems for the parent types it is just the beginning.
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 TV Not Interesting, Rather Enveloping
Posted Wednesday, August 25 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm a fan of felt markers, toys, non-toys and pretty much everything else. What I'm not a fan of is television. Just like any self-respecting American, I deny even watching it, though I'm enraptured whenever it's even on. |
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 Lower Limbs Battle Upper for Control
Posted Tuesday, August 24 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It's been some time since I got my second pair of limbs added to my appendage repertoire.* They're pretty neat, but now they've got a mind of their own and they're trying to take over jobs assigned to my hands. The arms vs. legs war is really heating up and I'm caught in the crossfire. |
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 Stalker Vampire Kitty Surfaces in Photo
Posted Monday, August 23 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Just yesterday I was doing my aerobics at the park. I work out all the time between my busy writing and editorial responsibilities here at the paper, so I thought nothing off it. It wasn't until this morning when reviewing the daily photos that I learned I'd been stalked. |
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 Sit Down for this; I Can Sit Up
Posted Sunday, August 22 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I've learnt so many things already in my long fiscal* quarter dedicated to this messed up madness known as life. I've learnt to see, to grip, and even to suckle like the most proficient pro. All that silliness aside, of late I've learnt to sit... Now you can stop the presses. |
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 Might Have Got Another Brother
Posted Saturday, August 21 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know there's been a lot of surplus brothers popping up now and then so when this new guy came around and started giving me sloppy kisses and playing with unnecessary roughness, I figured it must be another brother. I figured it out all on my own. Not bad, huh? |
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