| Prince and the Pee, Still Slept Okay
Posted Saturday, September 18 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
About the only thing I've learned for sure in my long, dragging months wiggling the face of God's tarmac earth is that I can sleep under any circumstance and over any surface.
| Lice, Sniffles, Blue-Cluesery Going Around
Posted Friday, September 17 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Whether it's guests or parasites, I fancy myself an excellent host. I've been the belle of the ball at birthdays, luncheons and even as a portable petri dish. When it comes to which ailments are in season you can count on me as an expert.
| Fall Has Fallen
Posted Thursday, September 16 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Look at this lovely weather we're having on this dreary and typical September day. It's as if the lazy, muggy days of summer have passed and fall has fallen harder than Chicken Little's blue sky.
| I'm a Little Teapot Short and/or Stout
Posted Wednesday, September 15 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Ignore Dominic's wiggling and Patrick's screaming, I've got a great show right here (old) folks. I've practiced this (in my head) for a good fifteen seconds and I'm ready to go... Did I mention I'm a little teapot?
| Rear Axle Creaky, Whiney
Posted Tuesday, September 14 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm no expert on mechanical thingies, doodads nor whatchamacallits, yet I know when something is amiss with my stroller and there's some funky kind of whine coming from the aft quarters.
| FDA Revises Food Pyramid, So Do I
Posted Monday, September 13 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
The FDA has been working for many years now to update their ancient and outmoded food pyramid, and without having even seen it I've got a version of my own ready to go.
| Are You a Pelican Or a Pelican't
Posted Sunday, September 12 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I apologize to my readers who are peoples, non-animals or birds of the non-pelican variety. This goes out to you deep billed and down trodden birds.