| Toy Envy Surfaces, Brendan Reacts
Posted Saturday, September 25 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
My latest official toy inventory list shows our home plaything cache is nearing the b'zillion mark. As hard as me and the brothers try we're hard pressed to entertain more than about three at a time. So how come whichever I'm playing with is your new favorite?
| A Word on My Anachronisms
Posted Friday, September 24 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Every now and again we have to run a piece for the benefit of my future self. If you're after raging humor this is not for you, but if you want to know the little stuff about me, you're in luck.
| Teething a Real Pain in the Kisser
Posted Thursday, September 23 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I should have known when I didn't find people teeth for sale on eBay that this process could be tricky. Now I've changed my mind and as it it turns out there's no return policy.
| Latest Comer Stands Up for Equality
Posted Wednesday, September 22 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I've got two tough and elder brother-types to keep up with. They're bigger, louder and brain surgeon smart to me. If I want to get respect around here I've got to take a stand and today is my day.
| How Do You Mean 'Duck'?
Posted Tuesday, September 21 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Listen buddy, I hardly know you, but when someone tells me "duck" I take it mightily seriously. You said it, I heard it, so tell me what this duck business is all about.
| Please Don't Feed (me to) the Animals
Posted Monday, September 20 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Had a chance to visit the reptile zoo in Monroe today and boy was it fun. But no matter how much fun it was, I have to again insist that everyone kindly not feed (me to) the animals.
| Mick Jagger Crashed My Party
Posted Sunday, September 19 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know it's Sunday and all and this is our traditional day to run lukegood articles, but I have to protest this headline. I don't know who suggested it or approved it, but I'm less than thrilled.