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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Seriously, I'm Not Superman
Posted Saturday, October 09 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Yesterday junior editor Mr. Dominic erroneously somehow got it in his head to report that my secret identity is, in fact, Superman. Allow me to amend. |
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 Superman Joins Big Brother Program
Posted Friday, October 08 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I was lucky enough to join a big brother program at birth, not the official one but I have two older brothers, so thar ye go. But now it gets better, check this out. |
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 Fish, Fish Everywhere N' Not a Chip w/ Ketchup
Posted Thursday, October 07 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We went out for fish yesterday and I was ready to one-little-piggy out. When we arrived at the Seattle Aquarium on Pier 59, I found 30,000 gilled flippery-do's but nary an ounce of tarter sauce in sight. |
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 Game of Logic Defies Just That
Posted Wednesday, October 06 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As all readers must know, I am a man deeply entrenched in logic. Concise, measurable, verifiable matters of fact are my bread, butter and jelly. This silly game defies all that, even the jelly. |
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 Listen Lady, I Hardly Know You
Posted Tuesday, October 05 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
This isn't the first time a four-legged girl put her tongue on me, but it was still awkward, unwelcome and totally sloppy. |
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 Escape From Tyrannical Family Foiled
Posted Monday, October 04 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
At random times my familial unit fancies itself a democracy, but I've never cast a vote. At nap, nighty, and veggie time I profess I've got no vote, no satisfaction and plenty of motivation to defect. When I saw my chance, I wasted no time in attempting my escape. |
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 15-Minute Cycle Official, Short
Posted Sunday, October 03 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Throughout my career as a journalist I've reviewed treadmills, rodeoing, and many other forms of fitness. This latest one, however, has me staring at my stopwatch and scratching my head. |
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