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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Sibling Envy Curbed by Sinister Stare
Posted Sunday, December 12 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
I'm not always the best at handling my jealousy. Hey, I was the shiny new kid on the block for a long time, but now this baby brother of mine's got a secret weapon that stops me in my tracks: The evil stare. |
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 I've Got Friends in Live Places
Posted Saturday, December 11 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
When I was in China I logged on to check my web statistics. It seemed somebody was looking for me and hoping I had an RSS page so they could syndicate my wiggly way onto LiveJournal. |
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 'Noun' Defined: Anything I Can Put in My Mouth
Posted Friday, December 10 @ 07:00:00 PST by Dominic
Senior staff brothers are learning to talk up storms, but I'm just learning to listen. It's hard to make sense of all their yammering, muttering, blathering, and jibber-jabbering, but I know one thing; a noun is anything that goes in my mouth. |
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 Cute Girl an Attractive Nuisance
Posted Tuesday, December 07 @ 05:00:00 PST by Brendan
If you've ever delved betwine the realms of litigery, you know all about such things as proximate cause and attractive nuisance. As an aspiring English major I proudly profess to be mostly useless to the world at large, so these imperfect familiarities were perfect strangers to me. |
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 We've Been Remiss Like Recrazy
Posted Monday, December 06 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
Maybe you noticed and maybe you didn't, but in past weeks we've run miserably behind on our publication schedule. If you want to know why, this is the piece for you. Stop wondering and keep reading, we've got reasons a'plenty. |
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 FDA Warns of Turkey Poisoning
Posted Friday, December 03 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
It feels like it's been a good fifty years of non-stop turkey gobbling, and I do believe I've got me a wicked case of that turkey poisoning the FDA's been warning about. |
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 Never Got to Spank Brand New Baby
Posted Thursday, December 02 @ 20:00:00 PST by Brendan
You guys have read all about the brand new baby brother we got this year and you know that "new" equals "brand spanking," but I never got to spank anybody or anything, least of all Dominic. |
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