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 Elder Noggin Smoother Than Mine
Posted Saturday, January 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Oh wow, and like, wow and stuff, you know? I thought head-silkiness was determined by age, but my eldest brother has proven me wrong. Well, him and his most smoothesty head-area of his. |
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 O. Mayer Invents Bread-free Bologna
Posted Friday, December 31 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
My Sammich has a first name, it's O.S.C.A.R. My sammich likewise has a second name, it's M.A.Y.E.R. Introductions aside, where in there do you see a mandate for any kind of bread? |
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 Beef Appears Tough for Digestion
Posted Thursday, December 30 @ 15:00:00 PST by Brendan
Most journalists my age are all about the Mac and the Cheese, but not me, baby, I'm a meat man. I'm a metabo-low-carb man, myself, man. You getting me? |
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 Christmas Review in Re-Review
Posted Wednesday, December 29 @ 22:00:00 PST by Brendan
You may have noticed we took a couple days off for the holidays. Maybe you didn't notice, but we did it, so there you go. |
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 Still Crazy 'Bout Dem Balloons
Posted Tuesday, December 28 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
I know I've written about this before and you're probably sick of hearing it, but I have to re-reiterate it yet again; man am I ever crazy about balloons. |
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 What Gives w/ All the Abject Cousins?
Posted Friday, December 24 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Hey man, I'm no stranger to meeting new aunts, uncles and even one from a many myriad of "grand" or "great grand" whatevers. This latest turn of familial events, however, has me believing far more in association dedicated to my fame than my actual blood, if you catch my meaning. |
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 Bottle Begins to Bear Negative Image
Posted Thursday, December 23 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
This is so crazy. I've been a bottle-bearing man for as long as my life begs to recall, yet somehow now, out of all the odd, random times, it's all of the sudden a forbidden pleasure. What happened, man? |
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