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 Baby Baggies Curb Kid Kicking
Posted Thursday, January 27 @ 01:00:00 PST by Dominic
I'm getting older every day, or so I'm told, and it's been a long time since I've been thrown into a bag like this. It's a high-fashion bag for sure, but it stops me from my greatest desired passion; that of kicking. |
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 Store Boasts Dangerous 'Wet Loor'
Posted Wednesday, January 26 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Safety cones and warning signs alike just cry out for attention, and I'm not one to ignore a beggar of any sort. But what is meant by this "wet loor" warning is truly baffling, even to me. |
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 Hospitals Deny Baby Return Policy
Posted Tuesday, January 25 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
This wiggly tadpole of a baby brother I've got here is getting louder and more obnoxious by the day. I tried to return him for a refund, but the hospital refused. Can they do that? |
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 Automotive About-Face Alters Perspective
Posted Monday, January 24 @ 01:00:00 PST by Dominic
I've been chauffeured everywhere I've gone my whole life, but no matter how much I like staring at the roof and back window, this latest turn of seating arrangement has swiveled my perspective fully 180 degrees. |
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 Kangaroos Got it Hoppin' Made
Posted Sunday, January 23 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Now I see what them hoppy 'roos like so much about their pouch-bound childhood's. Being toted in the tummy or torso satchel is safe, secure and warm as all get-in. I fully approve and recommend it to all. |
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 Elder's Envy Claims Plain Silly
Posted Saturday, January 22 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
RETRACTION - My editor previously said that I've got some "two-envy" and that's a total lie. He's basing this on half-baked observation alone, not on research or even an interview. That's really lousy journalism. |
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 Sunday! Sunday! Sundaaaay!
Posted Friday, January 21 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
It's that time of year again, when television is inundated with ads for the monster truck rally. My curiosity was peaked, so we just had to go. |
