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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Just Sure Coworker is Narcoleptic
Posted Sunday, February 27 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've always been tolerant of this little noisemaker I call a junior journalist, but he's got to start sleeping on his own time, not on the clock. This is a business around here you know. |
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 3-Footer Hosts 'Think Big' Seminar
Posted Saturday, February 26 @ 13:00:00 PST by Brendan
If you're little or just think you are, it's time for you to break out and think big. This ground-quaking seminar, hosted by small-statured big thinker Brendan Alexander, is here to help. |
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 Dad's Chair Running a Quart Low
Posted Thursday, February 17 @ 01:00:00 PST by Dominic
I know nobody asked, and I'm sure those same nobodys are going to pay for my service, but I checked all your critical points and I'm pretty sure your chair is about a quart low. |
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 Mobile Amazes All Except Alabamans
Posted Wednesday, February 16 @ 12:00:00 PST by Dominic
There's this new invention lurking on the children's tech horizon called a "mobile." As world-renowned reporters, we got the rare opportunity to preview one of them straight from Japan, and it's simply amazing. |
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 Perp Times Welcomes Smoochy Day
Posted Tuesday, February 15 @ 10:00:00 PST by Brendan
Howdy there, my name is Brendan Alexander. I'm a syndicated journalist and I fully embrace and endorse this new "Smoochy Day" holiday, much as I might like to deny it. |
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 Kooky Brother Lacks Sane Diagnosis
Posted Sunday, February 13 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Poor bro-Patrick. He's been poked, prodded and tested in all kinds of unfortunate ways from blood tests to generally anaesthetized MRIs. Yet even today, with all our many, unimaginable sciences, we've got no diagnosis for him. Nope, none. |
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 Review: Mom vs. Plush Toy
Posted Saturday, February 12 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I'm now a man of the world, or at least my own house, so I've had to change my tastes and preferences. I've had to upgrade from seeking comfort in my mama's arms, to coddling stuffed animals. |
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