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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Keeping My Nose to the Grind Thing
Posted Tuesday, March 29 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
When life gets you down and mama puts you in the playpen, keep your chin up and your nose to the "grind thing." I know I do and it keepeth a smile on my mug cometh what may. |
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 Easter Beheading Brings Humpty Disappointment
Posted Monday, March 28 @ 20:00:00 PST by Brendan
With no warning whatsoever, the Easter Bunny broke in to our home yesterday just before dawn. Slipping past all our defenses, completely undetected by any of our home security, he left us toys and candy, and that's just the setup for joke. |
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 No Pictures at Dinner, Please
Posted Sunday, March 27 @ 03:00:00 PST by Dominic
All the research I do starts in-house, here in our own archives. Brendan's railed against the paparazzi good and plenty in the past, but with flash bulbs blazing aplenty, I guess it's my turn now. |
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 Okay, Fine, I'm a Maneater
Posted Saturday, March 26 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Duran Duran, Timbuk 3 or perhaps Hauling and/or Oates? Beats me where the joke comes from exactly, but apparently I'm some sort of butt's-chuckle maneater, and I won't even try to deny it, especially on account of not knowing what "it" is. |
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 I Wasn't Mocking, Just Talking
Posted Friday, March 25 @ 01:00:00 PST by Dominic
Yesterday, my senior editor Bro-Brendan ran a kibblesome bit about me mocking him amidst a maddened, albeit unintelligible* tirade about even he don't know what. I wasn't poking fun, I seriously thought we were talking. |
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 Dominic Mocks My Maddened Insanity
Posted Thursday, March 24 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Check this out, when I top-dollar holler and shout my lungs out, I'm not trying to open a dialogue. Somebody needs to tell that to my little brother. |
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 Ball Rolling? I'm In!
Posted Wednesday, March 23 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I've watched this game long enough. I've got some hang of throwing and slapping, so as far as your big, little game goes, I think I'm ready to roll. |
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