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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Longbeach Lazer Squad Seeks Recruits
Posted Tuesday, April 05 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Me and the gang were hanging out at FunLand in Longbeach, WA, just minding other people's business when the recruiters caught up with us. |
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 Longbeach Has Fairly Long-ish Beach
Posted Monday, April 04 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Our never-ending quest to seek out and experience the world's biggests and bests has led us to Longbeach, Washington, which claims the world's longest beach for it's own. It's pretty long and stuff, I guess, but maybe it ain't all that. |
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 Playland Too McFun to McLeave
Posted Sunday, April 03 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
There's this brand new restaurant that's recently popped up in every single town in the known universe called McDonalds. They've got an extra value menu, but far more irresistible is their awesome McPlayland. |
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 New Ride Makes Commuting Mad Party
Posted Saturday, April 02 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
Man oh man oh van o' mine. The dearly departed Monaco may be duly dead, but its successor has succeeded where "old & busted" most plainly and clearly failed. |
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 I Broke Both Ultimate Fighting Rules
Posted Friday, April 01 @ 21:00:00 PST by Dominic
Let me start by saying that I'm not a fighter, just a wee-little lover* and an exploring discoverer. The rules are very different between the two trades, so my eye-gouging and fish-hooking should be more or less exempt from criticism. |
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 Diaper Rash May Cause Baboonism
Posted Thursday, March 31 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Itchy irritations on the backside can be a real pain in the rear, and much like diaper rash itself, I swear I'll get straight to the bottom, much like it does. |
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 You Say Eggs, I Say Balls, Let's Break Whole Thing Off
Posted Wednesday, March 30 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Yikes! I'm super sorry on this one but, when I saw the white semi-spheres among the oranges, I thought they were balls. Eggs, you say? Huh. What a messy mistake on my part! |
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