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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Equally Qualified to Thump the Melons
Posted Wednesday, April 20 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've been to the supermarket a good hundred times in my life, so I'm about as qualified as any to contribute to the quality of a given shopping experience. Even, if not especially as it pertains to melon thumpery. |
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 Home is Where the (Sweet) Tart Is
Posted Tuesday, April 19 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Miss Mama, Mr. Daddy-O and even brother Patrick have long fought to keep me on meats & chocolates and off those odd, chalky "Sweet Tarts" which have always permeated my home like $1,000 chips from Vegas. |
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 Discovery Opens Opportunity, Doors
Posted Monday, April 18 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've been a solid year working on this project, but never dreamed my elevated stature and increase in motor function could open such doors, but it has. Bedroom, bathroom, you name it. |
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 Primate Busted for Indigenous Exploration
Posted Sunday, April 17 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As a greater member of the primate family, I'm less hairy than my cousins, but as much about the climbing and howling as any you may find. What I've found, however, is a level of discovery that's too grand even for me, but not too great to earn me fresh discipline. |
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 Medicine Yucky... Wait, I'm Sailing!
Posted Saturday, April 16 @ 13:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know there's inclement weather and that I'm under it in bad ways, but this medicinal syrup is nasty. I'll take it, I guess, but... wait, hang on a second, I'm sailing crazy-like. Wowza! |
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 My Mouth is My USB
Posted Friday, April 15 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I'm all about universal, I eat cereal, and both my brothers ride the bus so I'm scant a store's throw from USB myself, though I refuse to interface with a printer, fax, or digital camera. |
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 Got More Vocab: All Random, Unpredictable
Posted Thursday, April 14 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Each and every day I age fully by a factor of a full 24-hours, and I learn all kinds of new stuff; even if I don't disclose it publically. Specifically, I'd like to point out my vocabulary, which comes, goes, hides and hibernates. |
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