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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Ectodermal Dysplasia Makes Brother Real Hot Head
Posted Tuesday, June 14 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Symptom one of bro Patrick's third string disorder was the fact that he just can't sweat. It's worse then that because his rankerously stanky feet can sweat enough to pollute our world, but not a lick of salty sweat is emitted from here and any old where else, and that's precisely our problem. |
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 Abracadabra... I'm Shy
Posted Monday, June 13 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
A life of social interaction and outbound diplomacy has well prepped me for my life as a journalist yet, still, in the past eight months I've become remarkably whatchamacallit... shy. |
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 Tri-word Mastery Uber Defines Unter Lingy Speakery
Posted Sunday, June 12 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Dominic
At a mere baker's dozen of months I'm well on my own pre-sub-unter-pace towards a mastery of the English language unmatched by anybody at all, whatsoever... except maybe for my elder brethren and/or other childrenses's. |
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 Books, Books Everywhere, Nary a Crayon to Color
Posted Saturday, June 11 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As a journalist I'm a thorough connoisseur of the printed word. We visited a big bookstore and, despite my intimate knowledge of both kinds of books, left completely disappointed. Where's the crayons? |
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 Mini Cooper More My Size
Posted Friday, June 10 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Brendan
While never a captain, I've often navigated many a variety of vehicles most mobile. Each is Astrodome huge, but one less gargantuan than others. She's the Mini Cooper. |
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 Daddy's Boyism Defined by Smiles, Shrieks
Posted Thursday, June 09 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm a huge Daddy's Boy and if you don't believe it, just ask Daddy-O or the Miss Mama-Lady, or you can just throw me on a scale and see for yourself... I told you guys, I'm huge. |
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 Bottle Withdrawal Hurts, Hurts, Hurts
Posted Wednesday, June 08 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Despite my years of seniority as a world-reknowned journalist, I'm scant qualified to speak for the greater morality of others. What I can say is that my entire life has been part and parcel to the embracing of the bottle, as have I always been myself. Now, out of nowhere, I'm cut off from the bottle and I don't much like it. |
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