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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Dad Likely Unfaithful... Seeing Other Brothers
Posted Saturday, July 16 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'd be hard pressed (or squeezed) to pretend myself a newcomer to this jealousy business, but what's worse is that it's finally hit home. I think my very own Mr. Daddy-O is seeing another baby. Not just seeing but truly favoring, and that ain't cool by me. |
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 Jowels of Doom Demand Attention, Appreciation
Posted Friday, July 15 @ 20:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Listen up ye folk of Uber la 10-pound mark, I'm a man whom ye daren't tarry with and you'd be ten sorts of wise to pay me my due heed. Why? Don't ask me, talk to the jowels. |
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 Reunited (And It Feels So Goooood)
Posted Thursday, July 14 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I always extend and welcome love both to and from my brother man, even, if not especialy, my genetic brotherman Patrick. It's partly general love, but specifically love for my own roommate too. He's been on holiday and I've missed him much... until now. |
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 Magic Proven Real, Not Fakey At All
Posted Wednesday, July 13 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It was Sunday night and the parents toted us juniors to the Buzz Inn Steakhouse. We don't go out to eat much so I didn't know why. It wasn't about food, this visit it was yet another journalistic endeavor. Apparently I was there to disprove "magic," and I failed. |
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 Nikon Made Big Change, Sents; Short
Posted Tuesday, July 12 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm no master spellsmith nor senior headline craftsmaster, but I do know is that "sense/cents" is a double entendre, though mostly when spoken aloud. This headline, however disastrously misspelled as it may be has got even more entendres than that.
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 Despise Dad's 'To Work' Departures
Posted Monday, July 11 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Daddy-O is a good guy and I love him like a father. Like my own father no less, which even the geneticists assert he is (never you mind our visible similarities, it's a proven fact to 99.999% that I'm his baby, baby). He works hard and teaches/loves us boys even harder, but that's nothing he can take to the bank. Trust me, I tried. |
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 Exercising My Mantra: 'NO!'
Posted Sunday, July 10 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've lived my entire existence without knowing what a mantra is, but today the ghost editing of some senior daddy-man has superimposed this knowledge unto me to justify my newest and favorite trend in interpersonal communication, this being my brash brandishing of that newest and best word, "No!" |
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