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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Goof Time Adjusts Perspective, Inverts
Posted Saturday, July 30 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I work pretty hard at bringing the news to my teaming swarms of fans, I guess, but if you redo the math by age or weight (even on account of my beefy thigh stubs) I'm the hardest working kid in the biz by a mile. Sometimes I just need to relax, unwind, adjust my perspective and, oh yeah, invert my perspective too. |
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 Post-Apocalyptic Theme Party a Real Riot
Posted Friday, July 29 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As a pseudo celebrity I've oft been invited to (and attended) a wide range of cutting edge theme parties. I make few qualms about it, I take most every invitation and crash it with entourage in tow. I've seen them themed across the spectrum, but these "post-apocalyptic" parties confuse even my own limited sensibilities. |
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 Filler Story Arrives, Re/Disappoints
Posted Thursday, July 28 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
In the thick of our leanest content days here about these perplexing offices of Perplexing Times I foolishly begged an assignment as if to prove I can fill in like frosting between the tasty slabs of cake. Let today stand as the finest example. I'm roughly incapable of mocking up just such filler. |
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 Perp Times Behind, Jr. Hands Still Tied
Posted Wednesday, July 27 @ 15:00:00 PDT by Dominic
With our official office budget as oralfically low as I'd ever care to teeth upon, I know our staff resources are stretched Laffy Taffy thin. We've fallen behind in scribble-dee bits and snappy-doo shots but no one's called on me to help, and I can. |
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 Kid Satire Crippled by Short-handedness, Not Shortness
Posted Tuesday, July 26 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As tall folk and carnie-style rides both insist, I'm a sub-short journalist and, indeed, even a short person. Lately we've grown infamous for falling painfully behind on our lifelong legacy of reporting breaking news, opinions, editorials and reviews on a daily basis but it ain't because I’m short, I promise. |
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 Dragons Extinct, Dragonology Endangered
Posted Monday, July 25 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I had a super chance to squeeze in some field experience time this week to finish off my most recent internet studies. I'm on the cusp of completing my e-degrees in Dragonology and Dragononomy, but dragons and their studies' demise concern me. |
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 TeleTubbies Fascillating
Posted Sunday, July 24 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I was never much for being entranced by the televisory Hypno-Box, not even with all the clever commercials" all slogan jingly as they are. All the things I've learned in life I've learned from the boob tube, and what I now know is that Teletubbies are perfectly normal and totally fascillating.
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