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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Tube Baby Tests Positive for Glee
Posted Saturday, August 13 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I've heard of tests, tubes, babies and test-tube babies but I've never known what any of it meant until now. As a baby myself I've partaken of the tube and passed the test with flying colors, specifically mauve. |
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 Toddling Pains Feet, Forehead
Posted Friday, August 12 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I've been a teeter toddling, wobbling walker for more months than I know how to count, but as my skills grow, so it seems do the lumps on my pristine noggin. I fear it's a speed issue, so the faster I'm headed, the more my head needs a helmet. |
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 'Nursemaids Elbow' Cripples Typing
Posted Thursday, August 11 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Amongst my flock of yes-men and goto-guys I've got by bases smothered, but I don't think I have a nursemaid per se. The other day my arm gave me ouchies and we hit up the hospital. You can imagine my suprise in learning my ailment was "Nursemaid's Elbow." |
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 Outhouse Wandery Unstinky
Posted Wednesday, August 10 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Our staff has always reported favorably on the benefits of walking over other methods of non-mechanical means of commute, but nothing has made it as real to me as my latest quest to toddly-wander out-of-house. Not only don't it stink, it's as hot as it is cool and it rocks like a cape of so much hope. |
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 London Gets Olympics, Peek-A-Boo Still Out
Posted Tuesday, August 09 @ 06:00:00 PDT by Brendan
The International Olympic Committee has chosen London for 2012 with a fraud-quantum lower than ever seen in modern history. But what's more important than all that is that the most international game of all still has yet to be recognized. I'm speaking of Peek-A-Boo. |
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 Million Toys Less Enticing than Keys, Wallet
Posted Monday, August 08 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Dominic
You've all felt the burn of desire to possess the things that are out of reach, out of bounds, and otherwise off limits. I've got blocks and balls, toys and dolls, as well as an assortment of poly-whatsit gummables aplenty, but nothing holds a match to those very, very few things I'm restricted from disassembling. |
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 Newcomer Edges Mischief Market Share
Posted Sunday, August 07 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
When I blew up on the scene here in our household hood, I was the undeniable emperor of my domain. Sure, the eldest brother out-spoke, out-sized and generally out did me.* Still, it was an order for shorty in short order of which I was practically begged to overtake mischief. Now I've got competition and I don't dig it a fig.
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