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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Hero Mark Surfaces; Introducing: Infant Man!
Posted Friday, August 26 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Many heros, super or otherwise, are created and identified by a single freak accident that forever defines who they are and from what metal their meddle will forever be crafted. |
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 Doorknob Conundrum Gleefully Unraveled
Posted Thursday, August 25 @ 13:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Throughout my sentient life I've struggled with the doorknob conundrum. You know the one, the painful puzzle of how to open a door and what terrific fun must surely lie beyond. My research has paid off and the fruits of this fruition-to-coming are now mine to reap. |
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 Dad Knows History, Begs Great Grammy's Take
Posted Wednesday, August 24 @ 16:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Today was a mixed day for me. I got to see my Great Grammy Hopkins, even though she's never been able to see me.* She smells like something undefineable (mothballs, I'm told) and loves me in ways I can't possibly appreciate and she herself can barely recount. Why mixed? I'll tell you. |
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 Rice Preferred in 'Lico' Form
Posted Wednesday, August 17 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Dominic
As an estatesman of all things related to anything throughout the known and unknown universe, I know from rice. What I've never understood is phrases such as "from rice," but let's get back on "lico" track so I can share what it is I do know from this same said rice family. |
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 Eye for Eye Escalates Intra-brethral Slappery
Posted Tuesday, August 16 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As a lifetime sufferer of incongruently lenient discipline, I'm a tergidly firm believer in harsh, strict, and severe punishment. When my neo-toddling brother took a toy I'd just recently remembered I love so dearly i put a skippy down which he returned and it all escalated from there. |
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 I'm Sure Grouchy, Zzzz...
Posted Monday, August 15 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Ask any daily publisher and they'll tell you how busy, crazy and hectic their workaday daily grind to the nose-stone life really is. Mine's no different of course, and it's got to be my tight and full schedule that's got my heckles up right now, not anything else, surely nothing biological. |
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 'Activity' Combats 'Thick Thigh Syndrome'
Posted Sunday, August 14 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Many people struggle with weight and body image insecurities, but before going on a wild, miserable, or expensive diet, an before taking risky medicines or supplements, there's a better and more natural way to go. I know it's crazy but it just might work, it's called "activity." |
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