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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Retaining Wall Rocks Hard Without Drummer, Bassist
Posted Monday, September 12 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Ours is a hilly region and thereby insures most all of us live on a hill or in a valley. Ours is a home of tallest perch, which automatically requires some fashionable sort of retaining wall. The wall we use to hold back this green earth is of rock, and it rocks hard and without end. |
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 Allergic to Wheat? You've Got to be Kidding!
Posted Thursday, September 08 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm all too aware of life's invisible allergens, having suffered at the hands of my nose, tummy and bowels for their rejection of mold and lactose. But something new's been chewing at me of late and it's been nearly impossible to track it down, but we finally have. |
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 Stairs Already Mastered
Posted Wednesday, September 07 @ 22:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We've only been froggy in our new pad a week or so and this is my first home with any (let alone a full flight of) stairs. But I'm telling you right now, I've already got their uppity and total downer ways mastered like the stair master I clearly am. |
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 Fenced Yard Secure... Even From Us
Posted Tuesday, September 06 @ 22:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Ours is a brand new house devoid of other people's memories or ghosts of unknown hauntings, but it's also got some oddball quirks unforeseen by the masterful craftsman who put his hammer to nail. Our garden isn't a secret, we just can't get to it. It's safe from everybody! |
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 Civilized Man Commands Fire
Posted Monday, September 05 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We’ll try to wrap up this series on the many splendored delights of our new mega-mansion, but before I do that I’ve just got to share the single coolest toy of the house. It’s called fire and it’s what sets us apart from the monkeys. |
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 Fudge Found Culpable in Smear Campaign
Posted Sunday, September 04 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Dominic
We're naught but bonafide, legitified, respectified journalists around here. We've always reviewed everyone in highest esteem, but now it seems I've personally come under attack. My good name and indeed my very face now seems smeared. By whom? Nay, by what? And the answer is, fudge. |
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 Got New House. Dad, You Move(d) Me
Posted Saturday, September 03 @ 22:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It was late when I snuck my head into a pillow most cushy as it followed a day of chaos I hadn't seen since I hit Shanghai. I guess I wasn't fully nor nearly prepared for what awaited me today. |
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