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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 “Invisible Kool-Aid” Appallingly Visible
Posted Tuesday, October 11 @ 06:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I like wild claims invented by marketing gurus as much as I like, well, Kool-Aid, but in the tasty case of the “Invisible” series of lip smackerous nectars of sweetest delight the claims are just too wild to buy, even at a dime a packet. |
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 Passive Vocabulary Selectively Expands
Posted Monday, October 10 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I've upgraded my mobility, out-moded my drinky-bottle and outgrown my onesies and with all that comes an expectation of maturity. At my age I should be expanding my passive vocabulary, and believe you, me, I totally own it, but only selectively so. |
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 Newsworthy from Birth Our Specialty, Legacy
Posted Sunday, October 09 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
From 6-months of age I knew I was destined to be in and about the news, even if not otherwise newsworthy, we haven't enjoyed the success of that who is with "Jeremy" fellow, but he's a special sort of media magnate. Call this our "due" or "birthright" if you like, but research proves it's actually our legacy. |
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 Tech Sector Busts, Perplexing Tech Booms
Posted Saturday, October 08 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know the dot com boom is long dead (as it has been since long before I was even born) but since the Daddy-O has been forced to go back to the old day job that once paid him so ridiculously well our operations at Perplexing Times have been afforded a step up to outright excellence, and it goes a little something like “boom!” |
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 Susan Lazy, Giddy to Swivel
Posted Friday, October 07 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've expanded ad nauseum* about many of the many, many beautiful and bountiful glories of our new house but, my latest discovery, the Susan of highest laziness begged me for help and I'm not one to deny it. Susan be spun and I'm the spinner. |
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 Luncheon Degrades to Blame-Game, Popcorn Feast
Posted Thursday, October 06 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Man oh man oh Manitoba, what painfully little good can ever come from a work luncheon? We productive types around the Perplexing office gathered for a brainstorm session, but ultimately little was accomplished save for the consumption en masse of the very popcorn meant to keep us happy. |
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 Found Guilty of a Salt and Battery
Posted Wednesday, October 05 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've been caught, caught red-handed and found guilty before, but I'm so busted this time it makes, bakes, and takes the cake all at once. There's little denying I did it and, honestly, I'm proud. With energizer in hand, I salted Baby Dominic. |
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