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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Kid Dawns Mohawk Just to Upset Parents
Posted Thursday, October 27 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I’ve been a rebel since my first yell and recent research has shown me that nothing is more able to upset my parents than donning a Mohawk. Needless to say, when the moment arose I wasted no time in seeing it, accepting it, and making it one with my head in the quickest and easiest way possible… Ala the latex skull cap, of course. |
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 Extreme Sports (PVC Slides) Hair Raising
Posted Wednesday, October 26 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I’ve always been a real adrenalin chaser in terms of seeking out new sports that are exciting, invigorating and -- as the photos you see here will surely concur -- hair raising. I’ve got nothing against my hair standing on end, but I didn’t see it happening like this… oh no, not like this. |
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 It’s Suggested There’s No Pleasing Me, It’s True
Posted Tuesday, October 25 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Today is a day like so many others. The sort of day when I’ve had not nearly enough sleep nor nearly enough of the foods I feel I need to make my day complete, but it got ugly from there. I got fully fourpence of toys from vending machines at the supermarket, but it wasn’t good enough. Worse still, it turned out it was the very root of my dissatisfaction. |
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 UFC Announces Penultimate Fighting Championship®
Posted Monday, October 24 @ 09:00:00 PDT by Brendan
If your cable box is broken and the only channel you can tune into is Spike TV, you know all about the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship®. It’s a great way to fight, I’m told,* because the only rules are, there are no rules. |
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 Third Opinion In, It Ain’t Just Me
Posted Sunday, October 23 @ 22:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Oh man this is perfect. I asked for a second opinion about how lumpy and bumpy my dangercentric noggin is and I got all that and a bunch of giddies and goodies to boot. Second opinion says brother Patrick’s just as prone to getting knocked on the noodle as I am. |
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 I’m Accident Prone, Second Lump Concurs
Posted Saturday, October 22 @ 13:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I’ve always worked ever-so-diligently to bring you good and goodly folks the news to the best of my infantile abilities. It’s never been easy as I’ve always and since forever been forced to live in the shadow of my elder brother, Cap’m Overacheiver. Yet, no less, I’ve taken my bumps and bruises like the best of them, but rumor has it, on account of my sheer magnitude of lumps, I am the best of them. |
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 Eager Brother Usurps Pee Throne
Posted Friday, October 21 @ 22:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I’ve been a student of the urinary arts for about a year now and I have to say I’m getting pretty good at it. I’m not perfect, I’ll admit that much, but if I’ve learned one thing from my Mr. Daddy-O it’s that my time on my throne should be my own. This newcomer to the sport doesn’t get it, the baby keeps pushing me off the chair and it just isn’t right. |
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