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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Trick-or-Treating Cut Mysteriously Short
Posted Thursday, November 03 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
A few short days ago we went trick-or-treating, a thing reasonably common among people of my size and general age range, and it was a lot of fun. Strangely though, a gap in my memory has covered most of the second half of the night. |
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 Toothbrush Added to Hope Chest
Posted Wednesday, November 02 @ 23:00:00 PST by Dominic
I’m too young to think about children (other than myself), marriage, dating, pre-dating, or even holding hands with pretty girls. That doesn’t mean I can’t have a hope chest, I do, and it’s already being filled with any and everything towards my hopes for the future. I hope to have teeth and even to take care of them. My toothbrush is thusly added as an investment in my future. |
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 Halloween Trick-or-Treating Leads to Toothbrush Trick
Posted Tuesday, November 01 @ 12:00:00 PST by Dominic
Last night we hit the neighborhood in a way I’m just sure I never have before. We dressed up like ferocious (yet cuddly) animals and demanded people give us treats… Well, technically we gave them the option of giving us treats or a trick and the jokes on me, I guess, because some yahoo gave me a toothbrush. |
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 Halloween Brings In Our Outer Animals
Posted Monday, October 31 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
It’s that time of year again, or so I’m led prominently to suspect by all the inordinately peculiar goings-on about my home, neighborhood and world at large. It’s the time of year when savvy kids don clever getups to beg sharp uppers, quick stimulants and smart Smarties alike. It’s All Hollows Eve. |
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 Household Control Overtaken Remotely in Person
Posted Sunday, October 30 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Today is a day not so unlike any other except that today the television and all its peripherous devicey-doos are all in the control, not of the selective and elitest parents, but rather in the spongy finger-grips of us kindly, spongy fingered kiddos, who have no regard for what you might wish to watch. |
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 Frito Bandito Steals Snacky Refreshments
Posted Saturday, October 29 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I’m not a bad person, but I am a hungry one. When it comes to my very survival I make no qualms about my “finding” of snacks (or “looting” if you AP correspondents prefer). So when it comes to afternoon delight, I’m all about the lays, baby. Frito to be specific. |
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 Why Can’t We Go To Print?
Posted Friday, October 28 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Me and the sibs, along with the Miss Mama-Lady, headed down to the bus today so we could meet the grand, grandiose and El Grande Daddy-O for lunch. That was just our alibi, but the crime we committed e nroute was the discovery of freely circulated circulars in print edition form, which got me to thinking; why can’t we go in to print? |
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