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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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Cauliflower Tricks Would-be Potato Eater
Posted Thursday, November 10 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Very few people truly love potatoes, not even Irish folk like myself for whom it's a rite of heritage, but tonight my mere tolerance of butteriest mashed has been punished by the unexpected introduction of a vegetable most nasty and unwelcome. |
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Box Folk Tire of Unwanted Attention
Posted Wednesday, November 09 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I’ve suffered all kinds of grief through my more than bakers dozen of months upon this earth, many stemming from jealousy or problems arising from toy sharing conundra, but this latest bit of murmur simply has to be quelled. I travel well, even in boxes, so let it go already, okay? |
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Got My Own Kiddy Bed. BTW; Coooool
Posted Tuesday, November 08 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
So last night was my first night in the “big kid bed” and I know that Brendan wrote about this a long time ago, but for me it’s been a very different matter. Different how? Well, get real with me for a second, different because it applies to me, silly. |
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Crib Suffers/Enjoys Last “Hoorah”, All Else Rejoice
Posted Monday, November 07 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I guess I’m getting bigger, and it’s not just the engirthening of my pants and pantalones that tell me this, it’s truly everything around me. My ability to grab stuff, my ability to climb stuff, even my ability to knock stuff over… but today -- I guess I’m supposed to believe -- is the verily very last day of my own kiddo-style crib, and so I bid it thusly farewell. |
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Wooden Temple Demands Praise, Awe, Shucks
Posted Sunday, November 06 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Shucks, wow, like cool and stuff, this gi-normous wooden temple is something at which to be marveled. It’s not so much that it’s huge, which it is to me, nor that it’s impressive, which again it is to me, but that it serves no reasonable purpose whatsoever, what-the-heck ever it may be. |
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Toddler Boasts Own 'Appliance Hilarity'
Posted Saturday, November 05 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I love our new house as much as any of the brother dudes do, but my joy is redoubly doubled by my discovery of the one appliance that’s always meant the most to me. I never realized it before, but the frijigator is indeed the very warden of all our things most edible. |
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I’m the Reason Kids Don’t Dress Themselves
Posted Friday, November 04 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I know it’s well into November and I promise this will be the very last of our Halloween themed articles for the year. I only go this far past the date because of how glaring and important the issue at hand truly is. The issue: Don’t let kids dress themselves. |
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