 |
 |
 |
 |
|
More Perplexing Articles . . .
|
 Half Suspect Santa Maybe Not Real
Posted Tuesday, December 20 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
It’s not like me to stare a gift horse in the mouth nor stare a charty mau in the mouth, but when we had our school’s Christmas party and thusly a chance to meet (arguably) the biggest celebrity in the history of our people, it was all kinds of grand. Still, something within and without me alike insists that as much as this so called “Santa” fellow may embody celebrated reality, he may not be all he’s cracked up to be. |
|
 Secular Nativity Captures Season’s Capitalism
Posted Monday, December 19 @ 17:00:00 PST by Brendan
Whether you’ve missed a baptism or failed to be confirmed, you can still take in all the joys of this holiday season with or without a briss. For simplicity’s sake I’ll call it a nativity, even though I now that’s Jesuscentric. But consider if you’re able that a nativity may worship an even more dominant God, that of the almighty dollar. |
|
 Ghosts of Christmas Past (articles) Here to Haunt
Posted Sunday, December 18 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
With Christmas here and in full, choked up swing, we're only barely winding up for our fun. So to properly kick off our accidentally abridged dozen days of Christmas, please enjoy these articles from seasons past, as we look forward to the coming days of joy. |
|
 Toy Room a Cryin’ Sty
Posted Saturday, December 17 @ 03:00:00 PST by Dominic
I like toys as much as the next kid and I know that because in my case that “next kid” is my brother, and he’s as crazy about them as I am. And dedicated playroom -- and I do mean truly, deeply dedicated -- is a lot of fun, sometimes our mess is plain overwhelming. |
|
 Sweatshop Satisfaction Rises Thanks to PR Shift
Posted Friday, December 16 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Sweatshops have been running around the world since as long as rich businessmen existed to deny them but, in very recent times, perhaps the past hundred years or so, they’ve gotten a bum rap. That’s all changing now thanks to human rights movements, awareness, and most of all, excellent PR firms. |
|
 Road Constriction Project Successful
Posted Thursday, December 15 @ 22:00:00 PST by Brendan
Once upon a time we came home in the evening to find much of our block cordoned off for, as I understand it, road constriction. Thus far, many moons and suns later, I have to declare their mission a success – This road’s been constricted alright. |
|
 Frosty T. Snowman Proven Slovenly At Home
Posted Monday, December 12 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
As the winter weather blew its way across and froze our humble lands I had the unique opportunity to meet with one of the biggest seasonal celebrities of our time at his home, one-on-one and, at the risk of sounding too honest, I was sadly disappointed by how unkempt and anti-social he was. |
-- MORE STORIES --
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
