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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Back From In-House Vacation
Posted Monday, January 02 @ 22:00:00 PST by Brendan
Boy it's been a fine holiday season, hasn't it? And just like so many folks we chose to take our time away from school as a time away from it all, and that, to your unfortunate loss, meant away from writing the news as well. |
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 Block Tower Defies Gravity, Physics; Nay, Obeys
Posted Thursday, December 29 @ 11:00:00 PST by Brendan
Of late I've found a rudimentary architectural kit and it's taught me so very much about stacking like things atop their brethren. But strangely, even at my own age, absolutely nothing about anything about physics or gravity (or any such related Newtonian thing) could have prepared me for the stack-tumbling sadness about to strike. |
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 Winter Weather Leads to Handsomer Hats
Posted Sunday, December 25 @ 08:00:00 PST by Dominic
I'm an all-weather reporter, and this chilled winter season is likewise included. As much as I miss funning around naked, I love the benefits lent by my freedom to wear the myriad warm yet adorable noggin doilies, or "hats" if you'd prefer. |
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 Holiday Hound Bigger Oblivious Celebrity than Me
Posted Saturday, December 24 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Child celebrities are often enjoyed but rarely appreciated, and as just such a dog in the household family, I can appreciate at least an ounce of what this poor pooch has gone through. He's been dressed up, made to site and pose, and brought joy to countless strangers with rarely more for his trouble than a biscuit… but hey, I like biscuits too. |
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 Male Models Hit Scene, Also Slap
Posted Friday, December 23 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
As our world spins and teeters, the brilliant marketeers within it come up with ever-more-clever devices by which to solicit and push new ways of making a nickel while sharing a penny with those of us who make them thusly four times as rich. As such, our very own staff has entered a new and exciting penny realm... male modeling. |
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 Stair-Stare Indicates Greater Curiosity
Posted Thursday, December 22 @ 04:00:00 PST by Dominic
I recently had the chance to sit at a great place. In terms of the house it was the stairs, but my gaze spoke of it as a far greater place than that, one of curiosity, intrigue and even hope. I said nothing, not because my mind was as vacant as my stare, but rather because I knew I had a choice to make and I was weighing the weight of my options' consequences. |
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 Euphemism Confirmed - Hay Indeed for Horses
Posted Wednesday, December 21 @ 22:00:00 PST by Brendan
"Hey" is a great proclamation and one useful in so many situations. In Gary Larson's illustrated documentary series "The Far Side" it was even shown with the translation device from Dog to English that all the dogs ever say, whether at the water bowl or the mailman, is "Hey!" |
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