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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Cake-Bite Allegedly Oversized
Posted Thursday, January 12 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
It snuck up on me like a bull in a china shop, but apparently it was my turn to have a birthday once again. Birthday parties are great, in part because when one is held on your behalf, you can cry if you want to. What you can't do, as I've just learned, is eat an entire slice of cake in a single bite. |
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 Hi, My Name is, WHAT? My Name is HUH?
Posted Wednesday, January 11 @ 22:00:00 PST by Dominic
Many people love staying home as much as they like going out, and as a chronicler of the world about me, I'm just like all of them. I like staying home, going out, being social, being shy and meeting and/or avoiding new people. One critical element of meeting new people is the introduction, but to be introduced, you apparently must know your own name, and that alone is an intimidating idea for me. |
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 Hiding Behind Gate Accidentally Leads to Modern Art
Posted Monday, January 09 @ 19:00:00 PST by Brendan
On a day like any other, in a time that wasn't particularly interesting in and of itself -- save for that it was my technical "nap" time and I wasn't interested in partaking of one -- I made some noise, faced being caught on camera, ducked down, and next thing you know we've got us a piece of abstract art worthy of hanging on just about any old wall. |
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 Kid Looks Like Homer Simpson, D'oh!
Posted Saturday, January 07 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've tried on every look from Viking to naked baby in a bathtub, but this latest one, which was supposed to only take the chocolate ice cream, really takes the cake. I look like Homer Simpson, D'oh! |
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 Antlerheaded Lady Can't Say Where Parents Are
Posted Friday, January 06 @ 08:00:00 PST by Dominic
You know how it is, you go out in public, you get excited, next thing you know you're detached from your party and don't know which way to turn. Sound familiar? If you're a small child I bet it does, and that's okay. That's what we do, but my advice is simple: don't ask the antlerheaded lady, she don't know. |
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 New Year Rung Officially by Drunken Neighbors
Posted Thursday, January 05 @ 15:00:00 PST by Brendan
When I went to sleep I suspected something was afoot. The TV was bogged down with festivities pre to something and there was a certain "banks are gonna be closed tomorrow" in the air I couldn't place, but at the stroke of midnight the drunken revelry from next door made it all too clear. |
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 As If Santa Read My Mind, Letter
Posted Wednesday, January 04 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
Oh man, wow. I knew in advance I wasn't the best boy I could have been this year, but even still, I was shocked as could be when Santa Claus showed up at the grandparents door on Christmas Eve. Really? Free toys for me? |
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