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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Wet Diaper Solution More Rough than Tumble
Posted Thursday, January 19 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Though our office runs with an efficiency I've never seen anywhere else I've never worked, there's still a few kinks in the system that we'd love to find a way around. One such problem is the nearly ever-present discomfort of the "wet diaper," if you will. Even if you won't, I know I will and regularly do, but this latest solution is nothing worth trying to work out. |
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 Loveseat Feels Loveless
Posted Wednesday, January 18 @ 03:00:00 PST by Dominic
I'm no furnituresmith, but I do know good furniture when I see it. Couches to climb and sit upon, dressers to open and empty, and chairs to climb and throw myself from. But when it comes to this "loveseat" I can't say as I fully get the point. The etymology completely defies logic to me because, at least when I sit on one, I don't feel any sort of love at all. |
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 Day Old Gingerbread Civilization Wows Architects, Rots Teeth
Posted Tuesday, January 17 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
First of all, let me admit that the pictures shot for this article are nearly a month old, but that means nothing (or at least very little to me) as the themes and statements asserted remain as viable and critical as ever. So no less, when the matter of most sophisticated gingerbread architecture came before me, all I could think was that the design would wow its critics as much as it would rot the teeth of its ultimate fans. |
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 Seasonal Nutcracker Suggests Year-Round Scrotum Punching
Posted Monday, January 16 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Patrick is my older brother and heavily susceptible to peer pressure and that's normally not a bad thing (as his peers suggest coloring and Play-Do play as the cool things to do) but when it comes to hanging out with Nutcrackers, the parents got more than a little bit scared. Specifically, Daddy-O got scared, as he's the only adult with punch-level nuts in the household. |
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 Seattle Schools Illegally Inept at Special Needs Admissions
Posted Sunday, January 15 @ 19:00:00 PST by Brendan
What a rigamaroll! This whole thing started back in late July when we moved and brother Patrick was not allowed back into school for what seemed like forever but now that it's come to impact as well, and not once but twice, that this isn't an anomalous experience, Seattle School District just doesn't give a darn about testing or admitting kids with special needs. |
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 Seasonal Trains Hands-Off, Hands-On
Posted Saturday, January 14 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
Over the holiday season -- specifically Christmas, in case you're a puzzled Jew, Muslim or Hindi -- we went downtown and checked out the many, wonderful attractions our city has to offer. As a professional I can tell you, our city has just about nothing, but what little it has was perfectly, enticingly delightful. |
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 Avian Cake Causes Black Paw & Mouth Syndrome
Posted Friday, January 13 @ 23:00:00 PST by Brendan
In the western world people like to think they're immune from the afflictions of third world ailments like malaria, SARS, cooties and various forms of the many bird flu epidemics, but new research suggests that rare diseases can strike at any time and anywhere, even at my birthday party, even while innocently eating a penguin cake. |
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