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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 What’s All This “Wind” Stuff About?
Posted Monday, February 27 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
A day on the town is a day of fun, excitement and as it turns out, uncomfortable exposure to the elements. Fortunately I’m little enough to force my handlers to bundle me up tightest, cover my stroller with its cover and often even an extra umbrella, but there’s something else most peculiar about being outdoors. It’s this “difficult air” or “wind” business, and I don’t understand it a bit. |
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 Sticks and Stones May Break My Teeth
Posted Sunday, February 26 @ 03:00:00 PST by Dominic
Yesterday I reported on my terrible decision to try to eat a rock, but rocks aren’t the only appealing toys the world provides free of charge to any sucker who may wander by. Nope, there are also lots of free sticks laying around of every size and variety, but they aren’t much better. |
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 Real Rocks Less Tasty Than “Pop” Variety
Posted Saturday, February 25 @ 03:00:00 PST by Dominic
As a self-proclaimed kid I consider myself an uncommon expert on all things candy, candy related, pseudo-candy, edible and otherwise mouthable. I know what you’re thinking, “mouthable” isn’t a real word, but tell that to all the things I put in my mouth, even things like inedible rocks. |
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 “No Parking” Proven Untrue at City Parks
Posted Friday, February 24 @ 00:00:00 PST by Brendan
If there’s one thing we like -- and there isn’t, there’s more like a million things, but for arguments sake, hear me out -- it’s anything free. Whether it’s free time, free love, free cell, or free parking, it’s our thing. We’ve never mastered free cell, but when it comes to “no parking” we’ve found quite the opposite to be as true as it is wonderful. |
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 Study Confirms Boys Indeed Love Climbing
Posted Thursday, February 23 @ 01:00:00 PST by Dominic
In an era of rampant extreme sporting events ranging from base jumping to pufferfish eating contests with very few stops in between, you can’t expect the world’s boys to pause for caution. So to evidence this, I figured there was no better way than by avoiding my own best (and strictest) advice, and continuing with my own domestic climbing hobby. |
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 Where in Heck's Our Syndication Already?
Posted Wednesday, February 22 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Man oh man, I know I’ve been saying we’re running this thing for fun, and it almost always is, but there’s just about as many days of misery as there are of triumph, and sometimes it’s just too much. So seriously, where’s our syndication already? |
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 Chicken Little Tops “Cutest Alarmist” List
Posted Tuesday, February 21 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Top officials at Perplexing Times recently did a survey of the world’s hottest, cutest, and most promising alarmists and it should come as no surprise that Chicken Little topped the list. Let’s face it, he’s a star, a fan favorite, and with his claims crazier than Nostradamus, he’s just about as alarming as they come. |
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