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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Perplexing Store Opens for Business
Posted Monday, March 06 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
It’s only taken us three years and a thousand requests but, thanks to popular demand, we’ve made the plunge and the Perplexing Times store is finally open for business. Whether you’re looking for handsome clothes or ridiculous kitsch to adorn your home and life, we’ve got you covered, and at fantastically reasonable prices too. |
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 Fell So Hard I Cracked my Butt
Posted Sunday, March 05 @ 01:00:00 PST by Dominic
I know I’m accident prone, I’ve written about it before, but this latest spill on my kiester was a real tear-jerker for me. I just wanted to sit down but I wasn’t looking where I was sitting, and even though I’m well padded in the buttockal region, it still hurt so bad I had to check, and sure enough, I cracked my butt. |
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 Reporter “Always Swore Smartiness,” Experts Finally Agree
Posted Saturday, March 04 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I’ve always said I was the smartest cookie in town, and now, with all the Oreos gobbled up and the double-chunk chip ones as well; I’m the last game in town. Today I had the uncommon opportunity to be assessed by an army of specialists, and they agreed. |
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 Sicko’s Parents Refuse to Hamper Infectious Outbreaks
Posted Friday, March 03 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Last Thursday I went to school like I so often do, and another kid in the class was so visibly sick that other parents asked her mom why she brought her to school, and even suggested that maybe she take her home. She didn’t, and now the curse has been passed on. |
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 Spiderman (and me) Con Killer Escape
Posted Thursday, March 02 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Spiderman is a crusader for the common good and a semi-permanent worker for a prominent newspaper. Sound like anyone you might know? It should, his life exactly mirrors my own. We were both unpopular as children (though in all fairness I didn’t have a very big social sphere) and we’re both big fans of climbing around all over the place. |
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 Perplexing Times Weighs Addition of Newsreels
Posted Wednesday, March 01 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
In the past couple months we've been toying around with a new idea. Our camera can take video clips, and now that we know it we've been insisting in every possible occasion that we be thusly doted upon. Now the question is, would these video clips even be of interest to you guys? |
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 Nation Gripped with Pancake Day Fever
Posted Tuesday, February 28 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Before I get ahead of myself, let me start by wishing you one and all a merry and joyous Pancake Day. As a fan of any food-related holiday, this one really hit close to home for us. Specifically it hit about four miles away, but it wasn’t bad since we drove. |
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