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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Relaxing Mask Makes Me Ponder Self, Selves, Others
Posted Monday, March 13 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
In our office we always have tens of dozens of odd sorted masks around. Mostly they come from the Oriental Trading Company, sometimes they come from the random world at large, but for different reasons at different times, they come from a very different place, a place of relaxation. |
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 Spiderman Car Raises More Questions than Answers
Posted Sunday, March 12 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Let’s not mince hairs nor split words, I love Spiderman. I can’t say why for sure, as I haven’t seen much of his work, and the parents scratch their head as much as I do, even though they’ve never had lice. But this “Spiderman Car” raises more questions than it does answers. |
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 Dogs Play Poker Despite Lacking a Full House
Posted Saturday, March 11 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
If you’ve ever been to Mexico or heard of a little thing called “popular culture” -- neither of which apply to me -- you surely know about the curious phenomenon of the remarkably popular paintings of dogs playing poker. Sometimes they have really big eyes, sometimes they’re painted on black velvet, but either way they're as flummoxing as they are hideously ugly. |
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 Follow Up, Youngest Class Klutz Discovered Too
Posted Friday, March 10 @ 03:00:00 PST by Dominic
Yesterday my senior editor, Brendan, ran some self-edifying fluff piece about how great it is to finally find your role in life. Though he never expressly said it, he sure implied hard enough that he’s the class clown. Good for him, but what if we’ve also found the world’s youngest class klutz and he’s also on staff with Perplexing Times? |
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 Record Youngest Class Clown Discovered
Posted Thursday, March 09 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Class clowns are the comic relief of the world’s education system who provided a much needed reprieve from the hectic stress of trying to learn what painfully little is being put forth. And last week we had the pleasure of showing up to verify this new claim, the claim that a new world’s youngest has surfaced. |
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 Mondays Get New Meaning in Lando-Syndication
Posted Wednesday, March 08 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
We’ve always worked long, hard, diligent days, but most of our rewards have been nominal. We’ve had a handful of limited syndications, and always something to write home about, but now it seems our Mondays have a whole new level of meaning. |
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 Indeed Goes Round but 'Merry' Harder to Sell
Posted Tuesday, March 07 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
We’ve been on a sweeping tour of the finest attractions our city has to offer for fun and festivity to those of us who haven’t a nickel. Yes, I’m talking about parks, but there’s this merry-go-round thing I’ve heard of but rarely seen. They're mostly gone, but I found one, and I have to say there’s a bit of false advertising in the title. |
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