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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Paper Hat Novelty Promises Lifelong Sustainability
Posted Monday, March 27 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Yesterday we reported on how great our trip to Krispy Kreme was, and it really was that great and more, if not better than all that still. Today, however, we’re forced to ask ourselves the question of how long the novelty of these disposable paper hats will last, but the answer, I believe, is forever. |
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 Go-Go Gadget Doughnut Maker!
Posted Sunday, March 26 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
When we hopped in the car the other day, we were giddy as could be imagined. We didn’t know where we were going nor why, but we knew it would be good. The parents love us like crazy and always take good care of us, but it was even better than that. We went to go see the crazy, Seussy doughnut spewing contraption at Krispy Kreme. |
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 Fantasti-Ford Takes (Dry) Lickin’ Keeps Purrin’ Like a Lion
Posted Saturday, March 25 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Last week we had a serious emergency in our automotive lives, and we didn’t want to alarm anybody, but our age-old, time tested, tried and true Ford van died on us. It’s tragic, I know. We couldn’t go to school and we had a hard time getting our groceries, but it was all dad’s fault, he didn’t keep the oil and maintenance up to speed… but the old girl has life in her yet. |
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 Follow-up, Seattle Schools Half-Admit Faulty Testing
Posted Friday, March 24 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I’ve said it, I’ve said it again, and I’ll say it some more: this Seattle School District is ridiculously deficient when it comes to assessing special needs for children. We figured it out the hard way months and months ago, but it’s come back to light anew just this week. |
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 Sibling Choking Apparently Off-Limits
Posted Thursday, March 23 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I’ve never checked with our household bylaws or anything, and it’s fine because I still insist I can’t read, but according to the so-called parents, this “choking” action I’ve employed to assert my will is “off-limits” despite its wide acceptance amongst us brothers. |
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 See Seattle with Your Perplexed Children
Posted Wednesday, March 22 @ 06:00:00 PST by Brendan
We recently set out to make our many, assorted travels more easily navigated for the convenience of our readers. Obviously we want to make our gemological nuggets of wisdom as accessible as possible, so we’ve decided to include some of our best and favorite attractions from our own home town of Seattle as well. |
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 Toddler Enters New Era of Adorability
Posted Tuesday, March 21 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
So many of the milestones along my trek from wiggly tadpole to ornery teenager are equal parts unfortunate and uncomfortable, but every now and again comes a stage that pays unexpected dividends. I’ve entered just such a stage, and it’s a new era of cuteness, and you won’t hear me complain about it a bit. |
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