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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 New Word ‘Gimme’ Yields Mixed Results
Posted Monday, April 10 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Over the past month or so I’ve been trying out two of my newest words to see what kind of results they can bring me. Don’t get me wrong, all of these so-called “words” are pretty effective, but none have had quite an impact as “my” and “gimme” which have always had a response, though somewhat of a polarized response at that. |
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 Your City Goes Here
Posted Sunday, April 09 @ 18:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It’s that easy, your city really and truly can go right here. I mean, not like we’re going to go back and delete this article to insert something about your town, but we’ll do just about as good. We’re always curious about cities to review and yours could be right here, if you love us enough and want to help us make it happen. |
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 Bully `So Busted` by Accidento-Parental Oversight
Posted Saturday, April 08 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Much of our day we are left to play with our best friends in a way best described as unsupervised. Clearly we aren’t truly unsupervised, but the oversight is limited, and in the crime-rampant convenience store of opportunity that is our free range habitat, there are no closed circuit cameras to keep us honest. I give lumps as much as I take them, but when my own bully brother gave me a lump yesterday, he was as surprised as anybody that he got caught. |
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 Ambidexterity Retired, Man Chooses Dominant Hand
Posted Friday, April 07 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It’s been a pretty long road thus far with this whole matter of dominant dexterity. I’ve been ambidextrous throughout most of my life, but as cool as it sounds while breaking the ice with small talk at cocktail parties, it ain’t nothing it’s cracked up to be, so I’ve chosen a hand, and resigned myself to never pitch as a south-paw. |
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 Pet Adoption Rains Frogs in Accordance with Prophesy
Posted Thursday, April 06 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We know all about the four rocking horses of the a’potty lips but Sunday school teaches kids not to fret too much about it as these things may not come to pass in our lives, and that’s certainly a relief. But when it comes to lesser signs of the end of days we pay attention... Enter a rain of frogs. |
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 World's 'Small' Claim Unfounded, Big After All
Posted Wednesday, April 05 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I've heard the catchy jingle and spoken with at least one who's ridden the namesake It's a Small World ride at Disneyland but, unencumbered by the propaganda hype myself, I've been free to do my own real world research only to contrarily conclude that this is a big world after all. |
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 Brotherly Love Requires No Invitation
Posted Tuesday, April 04 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
The world we inhabit is so rife with anger, theft and general evil that, when a moment should move you to show love to your brother man, you should waste no time and miss no opportunity to express it as best you’re able. Take me, for instance, and my random, unpredictable expressions of love for my own brothers. |
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