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 Fourth of Juleaster Bunny Brings Candy, Flammables, Inflammables
Posted Wednesday, July 05 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As any fool with a calendar can tell you, this is a holiday week, and nothing has helped make it very real for us quite like a visit from the Fourth of Juleaster Bunny, who left us with eggs, American flags and an assortment of highly combustible symbols of freedom, patriotism and chocolaty American pride. |
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 Table Guest Lambasted for Risky Self-Excusing
Posted Tuesday, July 04 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I enjoy eating my dinner without complaint as much as the next guy, but in my case, the next guy is my pre-kindergartener brother Brendan, so sometimes enough is enough with the nuggets of most curious chicken already and I'm ready to move on to the next big thing in my day. |
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 Suspects Named in Attempted Tooth Fairy Theft
Posted Monday, July 03 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
City, ST -– Local citizen, Brother Patrick, has suffered the ravages of old age, and yesterday lost his second tooth. Although the first tooth has already been regrown to a limited extent, this new gap remains wide open. What's more shocking than the loss of teeth is the attempted theft of Tooth Fairy delivered revenues by a suspect now known to be Miss Mama-Lady. |
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 BuyJake.com Advances Toddler Careers
Posted Sunday, July 02 @ 10:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Last month we had the uncommon opportunity to learn about another young industrialite putting his playtime on hold long enough to earn a few shekels for his future. Sure, he’s not as famous as the famous Jeremy from Who Is That With Jeremy, but he’s a real trooper just the same, and we simply had to talk with him, to learn his secrets and figure out what makes him tick. |
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 Heat Beaten by Disrobery, Ice Cream
Posted Wednesday, June 28 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As the summer months roll on the question of how to stay cool heats up. Open windows and spinning fans can help, but as a citizen of the world with more curiosity than fear, I can tell you that the bones in my fingers aren’t the only ones that can be broken by these two methods. There are more ways to chill out. |
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 Parents Fret “Us Children Left Behind” Program
Posted Tuesday, June 27 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I don’t know how it happened but summer break is here again. Normally students really look forward to the summer break, but I didn’t have much of a school year, and I love going to school, so for me it’s not so fun. What’s worse is that I really need my schooling and my parents are getting fed up to the gills I didn’t even know they had with this school district. |
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 Urban Art Equal Parts Inspiring, Scary, Terrible
Posted Monday, June 26 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Whenever I wander through my world around me I do my very best to take in everything I can and find the beauty in the ugly and the diamonds in the rough. Urban art is a fine example of my philosophy of embracing life, and there is little that could mean more to me than graffiti vandalized blocks of concrete on the lakefront. |
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